Monday, February 16, 2009

Blago's Gone


Blago's Gone
For Good

His Images
All Removed

From Illinois
Governor's Office

To Rod's Special
Road Props

His Fall
From Grace
Complete

In Historic
State Senate
59~0 Vote Defeat

In Blago's Place
Sits Pat Quinn

Now Pat Rules
Chicago Roost
As 41st Illinois
Governor

Ha,Blago's Gone
For Good

The Greatest
Chicago Fight
Goof!

For ****ing
Valuable 
Barack Obama's
Vacant Senate Seat

Blago's Sport
Agent Trade
Highest Wholesale
****ing Price
And Really
Pay The Price!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

World's First Gay Premier


World's First
Gay Premier
Sworn in 
In Iceland
Sunday
(February 1,2009)

As Day Breaks
World Wakes
Up
To
Find
Lesbian 
Johanna Sigurdardotthir,66,
First Female
Premier of Iceland

Hence Iceland
Breaks
New World Record
Again

Johanna Leads
Caretaker Government
Of Social Democrats 
And Left-Green Movement
For Three Months
Before New Election
Expected On April 25,2009

She has 
Heavy Duty
To Pick Up
The Pieces

Iceland Government
Collapsed Last Monday
(January 26,2009)
When Prime Minister
Geir Haarde
Resigned
To Seek Medical
Treatment For 
Esophageal Cancer

Social Unrests
Erupted In
Normally Tranquil
Iceland
After
Its Stock Market
Three Biggest Banks
And
Currency
Krona
All Collapsed
Hit By
Financial Tsunami
In October 2008

Johanna
With Open
Established Partnership
With Jonina Leosdotthir,54,
An Author,Playwright
And Journalist Since 2002,
Is A Former Loftleidir Airlines
Flight Attendant

She Has Served
In Iceland's Parliament
For 30 Years
Building Up
Political Career
From Union Organizer
On Social Welfare
Platform



Sources: BBC, CNN, New York Times